February 2012
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OH MY GOD HOW DID I GET HERE WHY GOT OH GOD I SERIOUSLY HAVE A PROBLEM I WAS JUST LOOKING AT PICTURES OF TINA FEY AT THE OSCARS AND HERE I AM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUMBLR DETOX IS NOT GOING SO WELL GUYS
Quick update on my tumblr detox
The only contact I have with the internet is memes on facebook :/
Ok. Quick thing.
It’s three in the morning and I just have to post this story. I may post some follow ups to it. But I just have to tell you guys about my friend’s boyfriend. We’ll call him Chris. Now, I’ve met Christ once before. I didn’t like him. But once he started dating my friend I thought, “Well maybe I misjudged him.” So tonight I saw him a second time. And No. I...
Hi, Atus!
So I’m going on hiatus for awhile. The internet is annoying me. I’m annoying myself. I’m addicted to this site and the internet and that truly bothers me. I need to take some time to focus more to schoolwork. I also want to watch some new movies and television shows I’ve been too distracted to actually watch haha.
I’ve never given anything up for lent before, but I...
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
I just went on a bike ride and it was fan freakin’ tastic. It made me really happy :) The weather in my town today is just flawless, except for the fact it’s over 70 degrees and it’s still February? Honestly, that is Arkansas weather. Last week we had a Snow Day… But it is abnormally warm. Apparently it’s el Nino er whatever.
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She actually told me it’s like an inside joke with a friend of her’s. It’s not really wearing anything except like a ribbon around it’s neck. And Yes. Gews is at odds with what’s over my bed, which is two pictures of Bjork. Bjork wants to wear Gews.
Gews and I are trying to make ourselves pretty for a speech.
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It’s amazing and beautiful outside today. I want to be outside and do homework outside but eet ess so wheendy
Anytime I wear my sunglasses on my head, pushing my hair out of my face, I feel like a mom.
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Got yet another Sonic application…. come on, Jesus. If you believe in me, I’ll believe in you :)
I think the fact that people can never have the same opinions on things is proof that there will never be world peace. As long as there are people who will think love will solve all our problems, there will be people who believe war will solve all our problems.
I want to write a play or a movie about a girl’s journey into death. It would be like a whole story and everything, but in the end you find out only a few seconds would have passed. There’d be like different stages. There would be a guide.
I just feel like posting this stuff…..
Gews is a Gew.
Gews, how come you never look at me when we make love?
2 late… :/
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Ok I’m in the library and I’m editing this paper about abortion. I’d take a screen shot of this hilarity, but I’m on a Dell. Anyway, I’m on Microsoft Word and I wrote the phrase “Women should have the right to choose what to do with their body,” (typical abortion argument, I know). Microsoft Word put a green error squiggle under “should have”....
Jesus Christ, roomie, honestly… can you eat and drink any fucking louder? It’s disgusting. Gews and I are disgusted.
I think I’ll not only look hot today, but eat breakfast in the caf :)
I feel honestly stupid and ridiculous having written that abortion paper. I said Republican’s being pro-life is going against their idea of more power to the people. Like. Wow. I’m going to get a terrible grade on this. And I had no other good ideas about how to respond to the issue. And I’m tired. I think i’m going to try to look hot today though. The sun is out.
Alright time to get up at six to do homework :)
I literally hate how much I procrastinate and how much time I fucking spend time on the internet like jesus christ where can I hang myself so my roommate won’t be offended?
mimicastranger:
If I cut off my hands then I won’t have to write midterms and finals anymore
I’ll just make art with my butt
I hate writing papers for my Contemporary Moral Problems class. I feel like I have no right to have an opinion on the matters, because I just don’t know enough about them. For instance, right now we’re discussing abortion. In my paper (dear god this is embarrassing) I said one of the big Republican campaigns is less government and more power to the people. And I wrote that by them...
I’m pretty sure Einstein’s blackberry lemonade today is entire lemons.
I just discovered two entire jugs of Sunny D in my dorm fridge. So Sunny D and goose.
She’s going to get fucked up this weekend.
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How to make your name sound like you're a girl...
Pick one name that ends with a y and makes an “ee” sound (i.e. Haley, Molly, Kelsey…)
Change the “y” to just “i” or “ie”
Put another, single syllable name behind it (preferably Anne or Jean)
Names like: Mollie Anne, Haley Jean…
Or just call yourself Hannah.
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Walk up in da library fuck errbody can’t read can’t talk fuck errbody
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BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
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Literally dropped something.
Just made eye contact with another person that was looking around like me. This time he apologized!
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I asked Carrie to bring me a black berry lemonade from Einsteins. I get excited every time I hear someone walking my way. But I don’t think she’s going to actually bring it.
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When writing a paper
Open word
Double space
Set font to Times New Roman
Add name
Add date
Add class
Add professor’s name
Think about a title
Give it a title
Think of a possibly better title
Add page numbers
Add your last name in front of page number
Begin writing intro paragraph
Get on the internet
Begin writing more intro paragraph
Am I plagiarizing?
Begin to re-read articles
Internet
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